Hasaan Abdella

Hasaan here! Hello! I'm the fellow who brought back the Olympian Archives from the grave. As the only member for the longest time, I held this project very close to my heart. Yes, my Father is THAT Abdella. If you talk to me about it I will chew on you. I, much like everyone else here, intend on becoming a superhero! While I don't have superpowers, I am... really good at archery. So yeah. I guess you can say I'm a pretty sweet catch. I'm a big fan of green. Huge green guy. I have the only working CRT TV in all of Angelgrove!! When Ipurchased it, it was one of two. The other one was destroyed. I'm so cool At this point, you've probably lost interest in me and have moved on to the next guy. Did you know that I've killed someone? That's not true. I've never done that. I have insomnia. and anxiety

Opal Yazzie

For anyone unlucky enough to not have been given a proper introduction to myself, I was conceived in the summer of 1989 despite the use of three forms of contraception, including but not limited to a condom, birth control, and my Father's hairline. I am, in fact, a woman. Ignore the penis. It pisses. I have borderline personality disorder! And! and I can see ghosts. A lot of them. I sing them little songs. My pronouns are she/they. Not like that's any your buisness. I AM NOT A DRUG DEALER!! If i was, i could be found beneath the bridge with the grafiti, inside of the secret compartment. the password is as above, so below. I like girls. As I write this, I have not slept in eight days and baby, I intend to make that number bigger. Don't you worry. As beautiful as I am, it'd be no surprise to you that I spend a lot of time looking in the mirror thinking, man. If looks could kill. that'd be great.

Irie Kehindie

Do I- Hasaan, do I have to do this? Hi, Irie Kehindie here, because, uh, I have to be. I'm a contributor at the Olympian Archives. I'm mainly here to hang out with Opal after, the whole, uh, mirror situation. Irie Kehindie, I use any pronouns. I don't fucking know. My favorite food, is, uh... chicken nuggets. Yeah. I know. My favorite color's green. (Hasaan's comment: Fuck yeahhhhhh) I don't even know why I'm here, dude. Shhhhh. Favorite animal: Flowers Favorite number: 89,673. I don't know. Something about it rubs me. Oh, and, uh, can i tell them to check out Daph's website? Look, yeah, I- I know. She's just really proud of it.

Rowan Leiberman

HI, IM ROWAN!!! I CAN- I CAN TURN INTO SPIDER, WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, WHOAH HIIIIIIII I LOVE TO COOK, AND TO SING, AND TO WRITE POETRY, AND MY GIRLFRIEND, ASHLEY!! ASHLEY IS MY HEART! MY SOUL! MY WORLLLLLLD. I weigh 130 pounds.

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