"I- I think I'm livid?"

"You have the right to be, Rowan!"

"I just wish I said something, Ashley. I really just wish I said something. I mean, c'mon! I specifically asked her for no mustard. And- And- And then to double check. You know? I wouldn't be upset otherwise."

"Baby, please. You don't need to justify yourself. I understand that having an allergic reaction and, halfway through said allergic reaction turning into a small arachnid is hard. My brother went through something similar-"

"Har. Har."

"-But I promise. Your spider-centric shapeshifting and your unfortunate mustard allergy don't define you as a person. I love you."

"I love you too, Ashley."

"This is nice."

"Yeah. I like hiking with you."

"I like hiking with you too, dear."

"Is it okay if I hold your hand?"

"We've been dating for a month, dude. I don't care."

"Thank you."

"I feel like your parents used to gaslight you a lot."

"Holy shit."

"Was I right?"

"No, no, what's th- Ashley, grab your camera. Quick."