Hey there, babes! Kick back, relax, and enjoy the show!!

And to make you feel more at home, enjoy this spider with a real dump truck of an ass.

Ollie, the spider! :D

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We hope that whether you're a registered superhero who's been fighting the good fight for eighty years, a scared teenager just now learning he can turn into a spider, or an alien archaeologist discovering the remnants of this long extinct and disgusting planet, you'll find a story on here that entices you with a love of the dark and the macabre!

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